I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! I couldn't really find that. Spider Dijon: Yes it is if he PUTS HIS BALLS INSIDE IT AND STRUMS HIMSELF TO ECSTASY! Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. If you are against the papoose system I have got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate! Privacy Policy. Don't be mockin' my mocha. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. Soup! I'm Howard Moon. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Howard Moon: Er, no. I'm shitfaced! Am I gonna have to assemble this Kinder Egg and take him with me? Others call me Captain Margaret. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! I've got so much to give! 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. Tommy Nooka: [to Howard Moon] Stop! Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! Vince Noir: [to Mr. Hopkins] Hi, what was it like meeting Old Gregg? Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes Can't get it in shops. Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? You've never even been to the crunch. Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. First appearing in The Mighty Boosh radio show on BBC Radio 4 in 2003, the character has since appeared in the television series (2004-2007) and live stage shows (2007-2008, 2010), as well as making guest appearances in other shows. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." Just punch him in the snout alright? An unusual haircut 2. Now, the monkey, I'm loving him, but the other guy, I'm getting nothing off him. Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! I behaved like a tit. We're the Piper Twins! Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team It was Chiko. The Mighty Boosh Live 2 Future Sailors Tour DVD Region 4 PAL Free Postage . Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. And if you only hold me tight! Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. I have the amulet. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Vince Noir: Have you ever held anyone's hand? Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache." Naboo: "Don't mess with the. "Tusk," in its entirety, with the pauses as Lindsay Buckingham intended! In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. Remember the pencil! M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom Starring Find your thing. Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers. That's the agreement. But I found another song about a train. It was graffiti artists! [Naboo starts dancing with the Yetis]. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. I know Wing-Chung. Tommy: Cheese is a kind of meat A tasty yellow beef I milk it from my teat But I try to be discrete. I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. When we made love, it was for sixty minutes and sometimes, one hundred and eighty! Howard Moon: This is the arctic, Vince. Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . Vince Noir: Look, I haven't really got time for this. Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! You fear the lack of rules., Vince: Sorry about earlier. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Block it out. It's fine. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? The Audience goes wild]. An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Thug #1: I like your hat, man. Panoramica: The song "Nanageddon" from Episode "Nanageddon" Titolo: The Mighty Boosh - Stagione 0 Episodio 28 : Episodio 28; Data aerea: Guest stars: Reti televisive: Vince passes it back to the Bear]. What is Yorkshire? I said. That's even worse! And I need you more than ever! , Howard Moon: I dont accessorize. Vince: Howard?..Howard?Howard?Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..HowardHoward?..Howard. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. You've never even been to the crunch. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! There were loads of them on the front. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. My father warn us. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! Spider Dijon: You keep trying to mold me into something I'm not! Rudy: This is not a dress. "Rumours.". Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Get involved. I've had three lattes, and an Americano. Played by Dee Plume's nephew. What goes around, comes around. Saboo talked obsessively about the "crunch" (as in, "What are you going to do when it comes to the crunch?"). They were off in a shot. There were loads of 'em on the front. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? Turn around. Naboo: I doubt it - that was just Lucozade. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? That's a good book. Jab up this joker! Kirk is a member of the Board of Shaman convened to discipline Naboo for losing the Book of Black Magic. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. The day's of to a good start. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. Do you remember? He's a renowned ram-raider. It's a Sacred Robe! 45 points 1 comments. For this offence, Naboo's powers were revoked, and he had to spend 6 hours travelling back to Dalston on the Northern Line. He went awol, he went crazy. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. Pie and mash up! Vince Noir: Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard Howard? We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! He took a piss on me! Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. The Hitcher: [telling the story of his giant thumb] I didn't know what was happening, for days I was in a trance, but when I came to, there it was, like a fleshy maraca: a thumb of GIGANTIC proportions! Vince: [Recollections and flashbacks flashing on screen] All the images, what do they mean? Its 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed and 15 since its creators Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding had their eccentric, irreverent TV show of the same name commissioned by the BBC. And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. Howard. Lucien: Ol' Gregg. all for nothing: vince and howard go through a lot of effort to impress the goth girls: completely changing their look, summoning a demon, almost causing the apocalypse, almost getting killed averting the apocalypse, but at the end of the episdoe the girls want nothing to do with them and would prefer to date naboo and bollo, an asexual alien and It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! They loved it in Charlie's big tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. Think of Johnny Thunders. And we'll only be making it right We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. It burns! Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. [a hand emerges from the door in Rudy's forehead, holding a Pipe]. - Black Elk. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. Fossil: Well I got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo. Dennis: Kirk can't drive. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Unfortunately, this demon, Nanatoo, is the most dangerous arch-demon of them all, and she has absconded with the spellbook, threatening to raise an army of evil Nanas and bring on Armaggedon. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Soup! Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! The green shape, was frozen. We are alone now. Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? Im Howard Moon. 53 (English Translation), Mighty Boosh Crimps and Songs (TV Series), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. The Mighty Boosh. There's a simple truth to you. Howard: Yeah, I mean in as much as, you know, we've all, we can all relate to a killer, erm, I mean in our minds, we've all killed in our minds. Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. How dare you laugh at me. Howard: not as outlandish as they would have been if you had not you spent half the budget on your hair. Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. Imagine that. That wasn't me! It's delivered by ninjas. Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Die zweite Serie von The Mighty Boosh wurde ursprnglich zwischen dem 25. From the Mod Wolves to the Tundra Rap, they give us some really catchy music as well as comedy. The Hitcher: [randomly playing chords on the piano] EELS! When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. Like um, like a garage. Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! All rights reserved. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? Got a ring to that don't it? We got close, too close some people said. Thanks. Vince Noir: I think that's got the wrong ring to it. There's a simple truth to me. Howard Moon: Are you now? Spider Dijon: Now I'm going to rewind you-like the b*tch you are! Rudy Van Disarzio: My wife was like all women: strange and evil! M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. I am Gespatio. Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. He is his own man! 50 of the best lines from Peep Show With the opening couple of shows of series two however it's clear that they have found a distinct style that not only capture's the brilliance of the first season, but allows the progression and creativity that the show thrives on at the same time. Others say its more of a seventy-thirty split. "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. You wanted to hang around, didn't you? /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. So don't ever be doing that to me. Very visually noisy, your face. I love that lady. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Howard Moon: HA-HA! , , , , . Thug #1: [to Thug #3] Wixy, bust out the knife! The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. All a bit too busy. He urinated in my face, and [turns to camera] we've seen all this. But you are pure of heart. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Oriental prince in the land of soup! A fantabulous television programme 3. Ooo. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. Ultra Violets. The eyes screaming out? Chokus-Pocus! Howard Moon: Stardom? Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Boosh, Boosh / Stronger than a moose / Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop / Stop, look around, take your mind off the floor / Cause the Boosh is loose / And we're a little bit raaaaw! There's such a thing as having too much going on in your face you know? Its fine. Vince Noir: All right! Bob Fossil: I have a problem. Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. Carrot and coriander. Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? The nose? It hurts! "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Dixon Bainbridge: The windy man, the long mover. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. They're all a bunch of w******! Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! The Shaman Council assembles. Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? Vince Noir: [wearing a glitter jumpsuit] This is the mirror ball suit. Dixon Bainbridge: I understand it took Howard Moon one month to grow that moustache. Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. See production, box office & company info. US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with Naboo's black magic book. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. The Inuits didn't mind. My hat's on fire! Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Charlie panicked, and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into to Eric's crocodile peepers. Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Vince Noir: You better start getting the magic potions out, Mowgli, or we're gonna hurt you. When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. Got a nice ring to it, doesn't it? The cerebral musicality of Jazz mixed with the visceral groove of funk. It can drive a man insane. 27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country Vince: The things you say? They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Many have failed. He looks like a paedophile. Saboo: Very well, I will go with Kirk. Vince Noir: [holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies. Vince: This is the best job in the zoo: Millet distribution. Spider Dijon: [out in the desert] Eh, this place is bullshit. Dixon Bainbridge: No, put him in the Wolf Room. Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. The moon. This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? "Tusk", in its entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be heard. Howard Moon: "The Face"? Vince: Is it because youve got two hats on? I'm blazin'! "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" Order up some violent quiche. Strawberry Bootlace. Staring at your own reflection forever? Youve liquified me, you slags!, Vince Noir: Youre in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare!, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo., Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spanned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2004 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes I love that lady. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. Legendary fish. His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Arms in short, then with the claw! He sounds like a dick. I couldn't hear the beat Staggerin about on me old mans feet I had one foot in the grave But now I'm nu rave! Howard: What? I was having problems coping with the stardom. And of course, these excellent new names. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Naboo: Three hours. The most powerful hairspray known to man. She told me of your affair. "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". Some say hes half man, half fish. I like that book. It doesn't mean anything. "A miracle! Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. mighty boosh 1. Tony Harrison: You are so square! No, sod it, eight! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! Howard Moon: Where did you get those sunglasses from? 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Vince: I think it's this poncho, I mean it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho. Will he get out? Funk. Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? But I found another song about a train [plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme]., Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. 18 Jan. 2023. As big as a garage. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Stopped him pressing accelerator. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. If, if my barnet don't look right, people get furious, they tune out immediately. It hurts! Sometimes life can take a serious turn, colours can fade to black Howard Moon: So if you're feeling blue John the Baptist: [wearing Dark Glasses] because someone's been copying you Jesus: [also wearing Dark Glasses] you don't automatically have to sue Rudy Van Disarzio: Put away those fiery biscuits! Oh cheese. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Chilli chowder. by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. Original design based on the Nanageddon song by The Mighty Boosh, with color variation for black background Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. More like this Julian Barratt The Mighty Boosh Noel Fielding Candy Floss Ftm Manifesto Fellas Nonsense Fruit Salad C Candice from Cali Mighty Mighty Dave Brown British Comedy It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? I couldn't reach the pee-trough! Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. It hurts! No one could get near that llama, but you Howard. You know, never take the tundra lightly. Saboo, you slag! This is at least a mocha, OK? The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Howard Moon: How dare you? Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! Suck on that sub section. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Howard Moon: No. Howard: Oh yeah, yeah twice I read it, erm once the original and then in the paperback. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. I'll make you a cup of tea. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. Soup! This is obsolete. You know. Naboo: Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided. Lucien: You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full. Of course, it is all MP3 now. Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. Obsessed with travel? Spider Dijon: This is all like Woodstock all over again. Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. The Moon: Heey! Is it true that you've become a vehicular menace; mowing down all in your path? Can you do fog? And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. What have you got? And then the half moon he's all right. Howard Moon remains where he is. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! [cuts to a game of Pong for a few seconds], Howard Moon: We've got to get a thousand Euros by midnight or we're dead! She kills a lad with the edge of a bus pass and Saboo by tying him up in a rapidly-knitted scarf, before skewering him with knitting needles. It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Vince Noir: I do the costumes, you do the music. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! Neil Armstrong, walking on my face / Buzz Aldrin, walking on my face / And the third one is a space man, walking on my face / All on the surfaces, and they're looking at all of the stuff that the moon has got./ [chuckles] Yeah. Nanageddon: Season 2, Episode 3 Airdate: August 9, 2005 Written by: Julian Barratt . That's the scribblings of a retard, Vince. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? We've got to get out of town. Quotes Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. The Mighty Boosh The Priest And The Beast. I've got so much to give. "The Mighty Boosh, Series 1 Quotes." . By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? Do you think with magic potion they will get record deal? Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. Saboo I couldnt really find that. Vince Noir: C'mon, Bollo, get your monkey anus at the steering wheel. but in his cold blooded, reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. Vince: Come on, it's just hype, you'll get the same treatment. Minky Monthly. - , . Vince Noir: Howard? Directed byPaul KingWritten by Julian Barratt Noel FieldingAir Date 9 August 2005. Vince: Yeah. Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . You're in this band as well! Howard Moon: [lifts cassette] No. Ooo. Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! Never stop questioning the nature of reality. NO? Vince: I thought it was good for you. Play like you've never played before! Quotes.net. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. Check the insect cabinet, I think we're one caterpillar short! Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! 31. Montgomery Flange: [Howard has "The Chokes" again] You're a good actor, Howard! Vince and Howard successfully steal the spellbook, but Nanatoo corners them in their apartment. Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Sounded exactly like the wind. Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. I can't hear my internal TomTom. Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. Rudy Van Disarzio: It doesn't look like anything. Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? Howard: Something wrong with you, you know that don't you? 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